Miley Cyrus’ “Pablow the blowfish”, the best thing since…

… well, since R. Kelly’s “Trapped in the closet”

Pablo Escobar at the <a href=''>Abode of Chaos</a>.

Pablo Escobar at the Abode of Chaos. Image: Thierry Ehrmann.

I was utterly unaware of the artist formerly known as Hannah Montana. Now the death of a pufferfish has changed everything:

On Saturday night we all went out to eat,
But I can never decide, so someone chose sushi.
I got soup, and I ordered rice,
But watching my friends eat my friends ruined my appetite.

The video probably cost a million, but it’s money well spent, though I’d have put some cavernous echo on the final chord.

Not since:

And now I’m in this darkest closet, tryin’ to figure out
Just how I’m gonna get my crazy ass up out this house

Mainstream, weirder than Weird:

Maybe we need to go back to Gloria Balsam and her Fluffy:

German 3rd-graders:

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