Seagull attack!

A contribution to the craze: A friend’s friend is on remand and has been having problems with the screws. He’s taken out to the yard – he’s in solitary – and is walking up and down when a baby seagull lands in front of him. He walks up to it and pets its head, whereupon it panics and takes off, and then with its mother bloodies a guard. Not guilty, m’lud.

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