Ah, but can it lift kilos?

Current legislation means our Amazon warehouse jobs are safe.

But mess with Google bots at your peril.

Another compelling anti-Brexit argument: Hadrian’s Wall was built with Italian money and so would have to be returned together with compound interest of 1.6 billion rough hewn stones.

No, no, Mandy, the patriot vote’s already bagged & ready:

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