Drinking in Spain is better for your health

Binge drinking in the UK starts at 14 units, in Spain at 35. Must be the sunshine. Someone commented that he’d prefer an extremely painful fatal liver cancer to rotting away when neither he nor anyone else can remember who he is, but in fairness to the Health Taliban the latter syndrome is already affecting…

At last, a use for the new bridge at Talavera de la Reina

Heart attack territory, just watching it. The Puente de Castilla-La Mancha, the highest bridge in Spain, is a 74 million euro white elephant that deserves to be better known. But Jesus. More. And unlike the Spanish I didn’t mention testicles or ani.

Hipster traitors

Sorry, but the outrage of the more retarded fans of Camden Town Brewery ain’t half as funny as the Mast Brothers’ hipster chocolate scam. Jonnykzj saw it all coming: hipster beardos are actually Calvinist infiltrators:

ASDA mobile pay-as-you-go is excellent

Previously I had Vodafone, who wouldn’t stop spamming me, and whose charging regime was opaque and predatory. I’ve had ASDA since the summer now and it’s one care less.

Come on, Simon

8/1 on Ukip in Oldham three weeks ago seemed like spectacularly good use of a tenner, and Ladbrokes are now down to 5/2, which the Speccie thinks is still high. But disaster: nice Mr McMahon has told nice Mr Corbyn to fuck off back to his cave and it’ll probably take a Danczuk defection next…