Cracking up

Student nurse from a hamlet in Aragon: I live in Barcelona near the Sagrada Familia with five other girls from my region. It’s so busy and noisy here I feel I’ve got a crowd shouting in my head, night and day.

Pirates and Kleinecke’s etymology of “pidgin”

It is suggested that an old Spanish slang word has nothing at all to do with Dutch pirates but instead adds weight to David Kleinecke’s generally discarded South American etymology of the word “pidgin”.

This scissors

What is acceptable in boxers and (Don) kings is not necessarily so in lesser mortals. Here‘s some English-German translator explaining for the umpteenth time on his blog why he is the best: My old school used to be a hands-on kind of school, but now, after they adopted new curricula last fall, it’s just downhill…

Introducing the Aragonese albino dragon slug

Nick Lloyd notes that “The spread of mad cows disease into Spain means that, following EU rules, dead cows, sheep and goats can no longer be left in the countryside, and must be destroyed.” Fortunately for Brussels this is not all that remains of a sheep but one of Spain’s rarest creatures, the Aragonese albino…

Horny goddess

MG Cole writes from a farmstead on Bala Lake: I am disappointed that you, a Welshman, don’t publish more stories of interest to dope-crazed New Age pillocks and consumer goods purchasers like myself. Here then is an authentic photo of Hungarian stag-princess, Violant, on her way from the Lands of the Morning to her wedding…

Slavery and the Nigerian horse scam

Franco Alemán at Barcepundit quotes Susan Llewelyn Leach, a Christian Science Monitor hack, who writes that: Slaves are cheap these days. Their price is the lowest it’s been in about 4,000 years. And right now the world has a glut of human slaves – 27 million by conservative estimates and more than at any time…

Ethnic nationalist wolf disguised as multilingualist sheep

The Organització pel Multilingüisme wants the Spanish royals to start using Basque and various other lesser-used languages in official ceremonies. That seems fair enough to me, but what I found interesting is that they only seem interested in languages which are associated with racist or ethnicist nationalism (list is page right, halfway down). The figures…

De Airix en de Catalans: transcription challenges

There’s a sign outside Montgat’s C11th Ermita de Sant Martí (this walk) which lists people interred there between 1677 and 1814: name date description Patrici Aucana 1677-9-8 Irishman, soldier at Montgat Castle Eduard Fuit 1689-7-29 Irishman, soldier at Montgat Castle Altura Morfi 1695-12-15 Subaltern at Montgat Castle   1699-3-19 Pauper of the town of Tui,…

Hobswamm

Lluís Foix is another of the lost old fools who wander round La Vanguardia gabbling the ultra-conservative mantras of the Franco era, but with a Catalan accent, bien entendu. Lying (sorry: publishing extraordinary errors of fact) about America has been an integral part of La Vanguardia’s corporate culture for a very long time, and Mr…