You can do night-time walks in some places, but not round Torre Baró (blogged here, walk here). This week it was the turn of a part-time teacher of guitar and sevillanas, murdered next to his car and sleepy girlfriend with a 9 mm Civil War pistol for reasons presumably unrelated to his left-hand technique. Honestly, it’s normally perfectly safe.
This stuff should be subsidised, not banned, although I can’t work out whether the machines used to produce it are translators or generators. Here’s something I received this morning (URL omitted):
Our soft pensil makes sound.
Our noisy round eraser is thinking and our children beautiful spoon arrives.
A golden glasses smells at the place
- Lola Flores takes English lessons
Anecdotal, from some film or other:
Teacher: Agua, guoter.
Lola: Agua, guoter. Y esto de guoter, ¿cómo se escribe?
Teacher: W-A-T-E-R, váter.
Lola: ¡Qué guarrada!, ¿cómo pueden bebérsela?
- Goats, Kofi and the internet
How global government could make some lonely shepherds very happy.
- Enric’s story
“I was 20 when I went to the front.”