Eggcetera

Handy performance tips for the new eggcounting

A distinguished theatrician has written observing that I must be a dried-up old hermit to post a piece as complex as egg(s) without including an interpretative guide:

So, do I say “e/e-g/e-g-g/e-g-g-g” or is it “e/e-g/e-g_/e-g__”?
The answer, of course, is that it is neither. Here are some handy performance tips for the new eggcounting:

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guide

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“/e/”

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“/e/” and break an egg on your head

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“/e/” and crack two eggs on the container of that great void

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Punch yourself hard in the face and consider becoming a dustman

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