Eggcetera

Handy performance tips for the new eggcounting

A distinguished theatrician has written observing that I must be a dried-up old hermit to post a piece as complex as egg(s) without including an interpretative guide:

So, do I say “e/e-g/e-g-g/e-g-g-g” or is it “e/e-g/e-g_/e-g__”?
The answer, of course, is that it is neither. Here are some handy performance tips for the new eggcounting:

pome

guide

e

“/e/”

eg

“/e/” and break an egg on your head

egg

“/e/” and crack two eggs on the container of that great void

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box

Punch yourself hard in the face and consider becoming a dustman

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Last updated 18/01/2004

This post pre-dates my organ-grinding days, and may be imported from elsewhere.

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Natural history (512): Natural history is the research and study of organisms including animals, fungi and plants in their environment, leaning more towards observational than experimental methods of study.


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