Swingers club freebie

I was sweating my way past a garrigue-hidden house this afternoon when, to my not inconsiderable surprise, a woman leant out of an upstairs window, let fall her dress, and suggested I come in for something cool, viz a beer accompanied by a home-made tortilla de patatas, a game of billiards and a session in…

Meta-conspiracy theory

Even phenomenally successful paranoid loons like Mr Moore–having his sheikh and eating it–fail to achieve their market potential because of the sheer diversity of irrational fear clamouring for comfort. Enter Fabio Rinaldi: Les Gnomes de Zurich contrôlent les Moonistes qui contrôlent le KGB qui contrôle les Boys Scouts et les Punk Rockers tandis que le…

Scottish oil industry increases cultural reach

The bad news is that the UK is about to become a net importer of hydrocarbons; the good news, that we are now selling services to fascist regimes in Central Asia as well as colonising the lexicons of Middle Eastern analysts who, it seems, have stopped measuring oil supplies in barrels: The impact of the…