Meta-conspiracy theory

Even phenomenally successful paranoid loons like Mr Moore–having his sheikh and eating it–fail to achieve their market potential because of the sheer diversity of irrational fear clamouring for comfort. Enter Fabio Rinaldi:

Les Gnomes de Zurich contrôlent les Moonistes qui contrôlent le KGB qui contrôle les Boys Scouts et les Punk Rockers tandis que le Réseau contrôle le Pentagone qui, lui même, contrôle les Hêdonistes Californiens et les Magasins Diêtêtiques.

OK, he’s left a few out, and there are bound to be arguments re precedence, but that’s a pretty good start.

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