Polaquia is currently ruled by a moustache called Carod Rovira

Spain (from the Latin term for Ass Pain) is a small, mountainous country in southern Yurp ruled by a gigantic animated marble statue of Generalissimo Francisco Franco and populated by dwarves, halflings and tunos.”/ “Polaquia is currently ruled by a moustache called Carod Rovira, with support from Pasqual Maragall and Malonda, the town drunk.” Check other Uncyclopaedia entries loike Republic of Bulimia and Gibberish (via Polyglot Conspiracy).

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