Tik-Tok of Oz. Did you know that Toto could talk but chose not to, and that the tornado was made with a sock? This is all useful stuff.
- Wesley Willis
Has got to be in there somewhere:
Suck a polar bear’s funky ass!
Suck a racehorse’s cock with Heinz Tomato Ketchup!
Suck a donkey’s
- “Let the arseholes die of thirst”
The mayor of Agón, Aragón, “sick of extreme nationalism”, on the transfer of water from the Ebro to Barcelona. The underlying
- CiU, brazen arsebandits
I did not their logo design.
I loved the sodomite rhyming war started by Alfonso Novo against his Valencian mayoress, Rita Barberá:
- Voice amplifiers
Choosing between expensive and quiet aerobics-style headset+waistband amp and cheap and noisy headset+waistband megaphone.
- Tripe to north of me, tripe to south of me
Hay órganos que no andan sobre ruedas sino a patas, y son buenos e interesantes.