Rolf Harris abused me

I paid off some of my student debt by growing a beard and playing light music at the cold end of the marble meat fridge near the American embassy in Mayfair which served as library for Mr Harris‘ publishers, and as hotel and knocking shop for numerous passing librarians. One day I was sent over to head office on Park Street to entertain the theatre lady and encountered a particularly gloomy-looking Mr Harris in the lift. Could I have your autograph, I asked the great man. Sod off, he replied. I will not be pressing charges.

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Last updated 19/04/2013

Kaleboel (4307):

Rolf Harris (1): Rolf Harris is an Australian entertainer whose career has encompassed work as a musician, singer-songwriter, composer, comedian, actor, painter and television personality.Harris is widely known for his musical compositions "Tie Me Kangaroo Down, Sport", a Top 10 hit in Australia, the UK, and the United States, and "Jake the Peg"; his recording of "Two Little Boys" reached number 1 in the UK.


  1. I had the same experience with Noel Coward in the Seychelles in 1966. Oh, no, I remember now – He was annoyed because I asked him if he wanted my autograph.

    I also highly pissed off Derek Nimmo once but that’s another story.

    See my forthcoming autobiography. I’ve got the title written. Almost.

  2. We didn’t have a telly, and other small children didn’t like him, so my only idea of him comes from that elevator pitch moment – not good.

  3. I see prison sentences have become harsher as you risk being taught drawing by Rolf Harris as part of his ‘work’ experience.

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