Account in Another Country blocked because I didn’t drop by immediately when abacusman asked to see my passport. “You’re charging me 30 a year because I don’t live there, so how come…?” “I only work here guv.” Niki from Thessaloniki has it about right.
Geoff Boycott, as ever, being a unapologetic lumpen twat: Downton must show guts to sack Cook -> England must now win the series. Then the nightmare: oyster diving, and out crawls Geoff.
Worried that the Gmail bot will find my correspondence with C re poisoners. The nightmare: it’s not the sheriff waiting at the front door but a Google happy car.
Winston Smith was a beginner.
- The demon barber of Calais, a 17th century Sweeney Todd
I believe the current early chronology of versions containing all the basic motifs is as follows: Joseph Fouché was a politician and
- Wesley Willis
Has got to be in there somewhere: Lyrics: Suck a polar bear’s funky ass! Suck a racehorse’s cock with Heinz Tomato Ketchup! Suck a donkey’s
- In defence of “ghit” pronounced with a “g”, not a “j”
How fine is the sound of the military mock-Arabic word for a pregnant camel!
- Miraculous almond tree cures eczema
And it’s free.
- Richard and the lion’s heart: the truth
So Richard Cœur-de-Lion owed his name to bravery in battle? Hmmm, because Robert Chambers‘ 1869 Book of Days, pillaging a medieval