I need to activate my cunt at HSBC

And a couple of disturbing dreams.

Account in Another Country blocked because I didn’t drop by immediately when abacusman asked to see my passport. “You’re charging me 30 a year because I don’t live there, so how come…?” “I only work here guv.” Niki from Thessaloniki has it about right.

Geoff Boycott, as ever, being a unapologetic lumpen twat: Downton must show guts to sack Cook -> England must now win the series. Then the nightmare: oyster diving, and out crawls Geoff.

Worried that the Gmail bot will find my correspondence with C re poisoners. The nightmare: it’s not the sheriff waiting at the front door but a Google happy car.

Winston Smith was a beginner.

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