Keep dogs under close control
And whatever you do don’t let them loose in fields containing horses.
Great tunes, great doggerel, small simians
And whatever you do don’t let them loose in fields containing horses.
But will an ecclesiastical trawler turn it into cat food first?
A British soldier’s hazy recollections of civil war in Portugal.
Urohydrosis.
But of what?
And what to do when those boring old marble columns get in the way of your new staircase.
A fragment from the story of how Andalusia got where it wouldn’t necessarily want to be, given a modicum of thought.
Statues are designed to be bird-friendly on the orders of a mysterious avian deity, which may have held sway over Luis Buñuel.
Anecdotes from the frozen wastes of Spain and Britain, with a brief burst of the usual twaddle.