Small town estate agent

– No, we’ve got absolutely nothing suitable. It’s a very difficult market. Sorry I can’t help you…
– I see you’re selling lottery tickets on behalf of the local choral society. Do you sing with them?
– Yes. Why?
– Well I conduct a choir in Barcelona.
– Really?! We’re looking for a conductor!
– Shame you haven’t got a house for me…
– MONTSE! Montse’s my daughter. MONTSE, WHAT HAPPENED TO MRS THING’S PLACE UP BEHIND THE CASTLE? Look, let me take you out for lunch so I can introduce you to the chairman.

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