Unfortunately I can’t see Barcelona’s notoriously tubby and boozed-up municipal police following Rio’s lead and pouring themselves into swimming trunks in order to combat the Maghrebis who stalk and rob tourists on the beaches here, so I’m afraid we’re going to have to think of something else. It might be interesting to issue all new arrivals at the airport with duck whistles and other bird call devices with instructions to use them on sighting gentlemen unsure of the distinction between mine and thine. This would greatly diversify beach soundscapes but might also lead to unfortunate incidents involving visually handicapped hunters.
- Specs on the beach
I do hate to be beside the seaside, unless it’s raining.
- €310 fine for drunken cycling
Isabel was nailed by Barcelona’s municipal police, who–notoriously fat, boozed-up and corrupt–are evidently turning to desperate measures to get attractive women
- Bombing on Nasdaq
Funny old world: your share price has been falling steadily for a couple of months when suddenly you put together a
- Jesus Christ, ANC
Two Mandela morsels for the lions.
- Terminal Germinal
The pros of walking to Barcelona Airport.