Or, the dangers of imbibing Coke in the long grass. Pay the musicians, sirrah.
Will the pigeon get the cat’s food, or will the cat get the pigeon?
What happens when you forget dough during secondary fermentation and then bake it without beating it down.
Don’t try to force feminism on women.
And whatever you do don’t let them loose in fields containing horses.
Joan Txàpal strikes at the heart of dorkness.
They’re not necessarily for pedestrians.
Birdies that ain’t.
But will an ecclesiastical trawler turn it into cat food first?