How to get on spammers’ lists for ever

And make Kalebeul’s fortune in the process.

  1. Follow the instructions over @ David Jackson. That’s all you need to do.
  2. I and my spammer friends then have three ways of getting the information we need to make your life a misery:
    1. Download the accurate, up-to-date details of (I think) 100 people per month manually for free–great for small, targeted campaigns!
    2. Pay 150€ and get the whole database once.
    3. Pay 550€ and download the database as many times as we want for a year.
  3. We select option 2 and resell the base at 10€ a pop to hundreds of professional e-spammers in Russia, China and the US, and of course to telemarketing businesses based in Argentina, which are much cheaper than their Spanish colleagues and thus the preferred partners of bastards like Jazztel and Telefónica. ¡Olé!

I haven’t had a single call since earlier this year I started responding with my breathless masturbating leper routine–script available for a small fee.

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