Few tea, Ziad Fazah, the man who doesn’t speak 59 languages, and the teaching of grammar etc.

Here, < Dick Hudson < again < Language Log.

Your stammering linguistic runt of a host thinks they’re all wrong, and recommmends self-inflicted deep-vein trepanning as an alternative preferable to sentence diagramming taught by the hairy-palmed spawn of teacher training colleges. SD’s rather like warfare: a discipline that sometimes occurs to the old as beneficial for the young.

In his view it’s all about consuming and producing in a loving (i.e. generally extra-mural) context, given sufficient native intelligence.

The Orgasmus programme is the only notable success of the European Union, and a junior edition should be introduced, incentivising secondary schoolers to Roma (probably < Sanskrit ḍomba lower-caste person working as a wandering musician) the farthest reaches of the superstate in search of talented pillow dictionaries.

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