Day: March 20, 2014

Russia to annex Belgium?

What with the Antwerp port mafia, arms smugglers, pornographers and tax allergics, not to mention earlier Hasidic refugees from the pogroms, there are quite a lot of ex-Russians in the country who live in constant fear of barbarian hordes consisting of Phlegms, Whales, Moors, and, of course, the European Emission. Peter the Great’s maps would…

Juxtapofuckup

Disturbing evidence of a top-secret Russian plan to buy off the entire Ukrainian officer corps with tennis pro contracts in more pleasant climes.

Iberian pork lion, not

What’s the point in translating stuff correctly when most of Anglophonia wallows in a post-literate swamp? (H/t AG)