Russia to annex Belgium?

What with the Antwerp port mafia, arms smugglers, pornographers and tax allergics, not to mention earlier Hasidic refugees from the pogroms, there are quite a lot of ex-Russians in the country who live in constant fear of barbarian hordes consisting of Phlegms, Whales, Moors, and, of course, the European Emission. Peter the Great’s maps would probably be all an invasion force needed, and Nigel the Farage would make an excellent président fantoche.

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