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Errar es umano

Herrar es de Vulcano & colegas.

Son herramientas y son del Hacedor Supremo (cementerio de Lavern)

Brazilian pastor to his flock (f): “My penis emits sacred milk”

Cf. one of the tales from the Decameron which made me laugh most as child, that of the hermit Rustico who teaches the virgin Alibech how to put the Devil back into Hell.

Ngram: afternoon nap vs siesta

Rather weary yesterday PM after a morning’s rabbit-hunting, so bumbled through Evelyn Waugh’s brilliant Decline and fall and Vile bodies, which contain quite a number of afternoon naps. Conjecture: the British began to replace the expression with “siesta” as they started staying awake after lunch and drowsing off became associated with the lazy Latins. Refutation:

Losung

Introducing the Spanish heavy rock unlaut (sic).

New euro note watermark: Europa about to be knobbed by a (Spanish?) bull

Very funny, but Spain doesn’t need a rescue, honest.

Sylvia Townsend Warner, The scapegoat, and the Diodorus phallic thimble quatrain

AKA shit AMA says.

Battles of the if-only-they’d-been-homophones: Mars vs Marx

An optimist might say that the chart shows a Roman deity giving way to a late Old Testament prophet giving way to scientific interest in the world(s) about us.

Only sensible use for cheap red wine at 30C+

Mrs Casas says mix 1 cup lemon juice, 1 cup water, 2 cups red (Murcian renal, for example), 1 wedged peach, 4 lemon slices, 3 tbsp sugar, refrigerate for a couple of hours, drink. She also does a splendid iced coffee. The budget booze base is still without third party contributions, suggesting that none of…

Onion-Apollo and old chorizo moon fight it out in a stewpot-cosmos of bean-stars

I think it’s quite Turner, but the public says it’s underexposed and I should have cleaned the camera lens. Alubias pintas by.

Juvenal: Will you please … learn the colour of your own bread

Class consciousness didn’t commence in the bakeries of the Industrial Revolution.