Cf. one of the tales from the Decameron which made me laugh most as child, that of the hermit Rustico who teaches the virgin Alibech how to put the Devil back into Hell.
The Venerable Bede said that whoever talks in church talks not with his own voice but with that of the devil
- In the highest heavens trombones sound
On earth things are not quite so fine.
- Cowbike drawing competition
With reference to several recent items (1, 2, 3), Emma Moo-Cow bets we can’t produce a cow on a bike. Well,
- The doggone girl is mine
Village Virgin wars.
Running or cycling whilst drunk may result in unanticipated (but not always unwelcome) entanglements with trees and shrubs. Mr Kouessi A