April tweets
Just the usual load of nonsense.
Great tunes, great doggerel, small simians
Just the usual load of nonsense.
The latest barrel organ news from Hackney, London.
Medium-sized data and the street organ’s mannequin.
With some relevant chunks of Henry Fielding.
Other doctor-novelists; why musicians can’t write.
This deeply resented peripheralising aphorism was coined not by Alexander Dumas but by Dominique Dufour de Pradt or conceivably the Conde do Funchal.
The Spanish, making progress with a backlog of untranslated English snowclones?
Restif de la Bretonne goes one step beyond Shakespeare and says that poetry is the language of Gods and beasts, and that reason speaks in prose.
Nominations for the noblest British fighter in a Spanish war, and speculative revisions of the history of two idiot idioms.
Crocodiles have no tongue; frogs have half, because it’s backwards, attached at the front and free at the back; men have one, the best of all, because with it they speak all languages and imitate every animal, as the philosopher Archidamos said; sea foxes [raposas marinas] have two, as I have said; women have three, because they talk with their mouth and with their fingers and heart, and their tongues are rough and sharp, like those of cats and leopards.