Lord Frederic Hamilton, Here, There And Everywhere (1921): “The Briton contrives an ugly town in which you can live in reasonable health and comfort; the Spaniard fashions a most picturesque city in which you are extremely like to die.”
- Drinking in Spain is better for your health
Binge drinking in the UK starts at 14 units, in Spain at 35. Must be the sunshine.
Someone commented that he’d prefer an extremely painful fatal liver cancer to rotting away when neither he nor anyone else can remember who he is, but in fairness to the Health Taliban the latter syndrome is already affecting …
- Complicated family joke
Displaying Mexican contempt for the metropolis.
- Cheshire man Morris dances proud Spaniard into submissionA Cheshire man sail’d into Spain,
To trade for merchandise;
When he arrived from the main
A Spaniard him espies,
A Spaniard him espies.
The rest is here.
- Why I came to Spain
To get away from British Spanish music would be a plausible explanation. Here two famous examples, a cover of George Formby’s Lancashire toreador and of Mike Read’s The Spaniard wot blighted my life:
I actually love them, but don’t tell.