- Think to turn off gas ring
- Realise I can use it for something else
- Realise the instruction has already been sent, curse aloud
- Turn off ring
The British Empire was rather like this before the invention of telegraphy. I hope it is a sign of sleepiness after 75 savage children yesterday rather than of some terrible affliction. It would have been even more impressive if I had had time to, say, make bread dough between steps 3. and 4..
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