Two versions: El País: the instructor says, “No jump, it’s important. No jump,” and the girl understands, “Now jump.” De Telegraaf, among others, citing words which no longer appear on El Diario Montañés: the instructor says, “[When it’s time to jump], don’t worry, just jump.”
Unsourced, but who cares: [Iain Sinclair] was elected a Fellow of the Royal Society of Literature in 2009.[4] Sinclair commented: “I have always admired the RSPCA. They do a lot of good work.” Has a Spanish author ever turned down an invite to one of our innumerable kleptocratfests?
Through the hunting ground of this fortnight’s rapist, past the well-attended shrine to yesterday’s drowning victim (would you get into a weed-ridden canal to help someone clearly not in his right mind?), and past the nearby park as one drunk pummelled another into unconsciousness (Mr Blobby policemen pretending to run): all of this carrying a…