Anti-globalism activist? Need accommodation?

A sympathetic friend will be away for the weekend of the Barcelona summit and would be delighted to let you have his seafront pad, featuring Burmese sculpture, a monstrous brothel-type water feature, and a rather small Porsche. Price: €5K.

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