Brief for Barcelona council
Eduardo Chillida sold us a “sculpture” called In praise of water/Elogi de l’aigua/Elogio del agua. In fact it is clearly nothing of the kind. It is a poorly-built orange-peel hydraulic grab, of the type used in quarrying. That explains why he had it put in the old quarry at Creueta del Coll. The quarry is now a park, and everyone in the park knows it’s a mechanical grab. They think we are twats. Eduardo Chillida conned Barcelona Council.
Brief for Eduardo Chillida
Barcelona Council purchased from me a poorly-built orange-peel hydraulic grab, of the type used in quarrying, for which I no longer had any use. They were perfectly well aware that this is what it was, but for aesthetic-political reasons we agreed that it would be called In praise of water and hung over a beautiful lake. Instead it is hanging over a sealed storage tank that services a fetid pond where dogs crap and which the council for some reason persists in calling a swimming pool. As a result people think I am a twat. Barcelona Council conned Eduardo Chillida.
Someone else must have noticed this. After all, that’s what art critics are for, isn’t it.
As far as I know, its new owners haven’t yet sued Jaume Plensa for confusing Bizet with Berlioz in a rather pricey graphic they recently purchased. Are they too embarrassed?
- Introducing Hector Bizet, composer of Symphonie fantastique, Les Troyens, etc
Bizet (2006), by Jaume Plensa (Barcelona, 1955), which went for around €12K + 20% government commission at Brok the other day: Hypotheses: Mr
- Pig / lion / monkey / child wine
A Portuguese menagerie of sozzledness.
- Stolen Dutch bike for sale in the Encants
Barcelona’s biggest flea market is relatively well policed, so most bikes and other stolen goods end up in unofficial markets on
- Specs on the beach
I do hate to be beside the seaside, unless it’s raining.
- Beware gypsies bearing gods
The Santa Majestat in Caldes de Montbui.