I don’t know how easy it is to do this kind of thing on stage, although it has obviously been done in real life. I had originally considered using a vaguely Edwardian toy lamb on wheels, but a poodle (or a ferret) sounds more interesting. I guess it depends on the poodle; I guess also that, as in one particular porn genre, you would want to keep the star off food for 24 hours beforehand.
- How to grow enough mustard for a salad from seed in two hours
Ingredients: a horse, a fire, seed.
- Cannibal barbecue
When I worked in an office, one day someone in a suit came in to sell me something IT-based. It turned
- Record label name not invented by a Dutch speaker
Of tumba, of Ben of that manor, of grunting, and of dynamiting fish.
- French and Russian cavalry rode backwards in retreat?!
This claim helped defeat Valentine Shortis’ insanity plea at his murder trial in 1895-6, but was it true?
- Voodoo Dracula
Originally the thing we’re doing on the 18th was going to be a straightforward ((intro + song) * 15) kind of