Sunday a.m., parent-organised rugby practice for small boys on a park pitch up the Lea Navigation, large man clutching and shouting at infant: “YOU ARE NOT CONTRIBUTING VALUE TO THE TEAM! GET INTO THE SCRUM!”
Sunday p.m., background chitchat on a walk for early secondary private schoolgirls round the gentrified Hackney badlands: “She’s so procrastinating her sexuality.” Clever enough to know the difference between procrastination and prevarication.
- NE Hackney Simpsons memorial theme park
Send me the subsidies.
- For drone-hunters, a walk westward from Gatwick airport to Ockley station
Dedicated to those at Gatwick considering tracking down and killing the source of their stasis. Features two good drinking establishments, the
- More than a bar
Advertising on the cheap, and the joys of squatting.
- Putin by Bush
This is the greatest painting ever painted by a human being. Look well. This is up there with Guernica and the
The good, the bad, and the quite ridiculously ugly.