Bloggers of the world, consolidate!

Margaret Marks agrees with me, which means either that I am right or that she is importing substantial quantities of Catalan wine. The menus on my main page will rediscover their true essence when, only when, affairs right themselves or when I am mugged by the estate of Ireland’s greatest writer. From La Miseria in Bocca:

Avevo sette anni quando mi mandarono a scuola. Ero piccolo, secco e magro. Portavo delle braghe di lana greggia, ma nient’altro, né sopra né sotto. Molti bambini si dirigevano a scuola con me quel mattino, tutti quanti con le braghe ancora sporche di cenere. Alcuni non erano neanche capaci di camminare e strisciavano per la strada. Molti venivano da Dingle, altri da Gweedore e un altro gruppo era galleggiato via mare dall’isola di Aran. Eravamo tutti forti e vigorosi, quel primo giorno di scuola. Una bella piota di torba sotto le ascelle e via. E con quale baldanza procedevamo!
Il maestro si chiamava Osborne O’Loonassa. Era un tipo alto, sparuto, cupo e malaticcio, con gli occhi duri e arcigni che sporgevano dalla pelle giallastra. La fronte era solcata da segni di una rabbia feroce che gli stavano lì come i capelli in testa, e pareva non gli importasse un fico secco di nessuno.

Entrammo tutti nell’edificío scolastico, una baracca piccola e poco godevole, in cui la pioggia colava lungo i muri e ogni cosa era umida e molliccia. Ci mettemmo tutti a sedere su delle panche senza dire una parola per paura del maestro. Lui lanciò un’occhiata velenosa per la stanza, finché il suo sguardo non si posò su di me, per fissarmi. Per Giove! Non mi piaceva neanche un po’ l’aria con cui mi stava esaminando. Poco dopo puntò il suo lungo dito giallastro verso di me e disse:

“Phwat is yer nam?”

Etcétera. Me, I’m thinking of joining the authentic performance tendency of the YMCA. Here is part of an extended pamphlet by HW Hill printed in 1921 in London and Milwaukee – stop smirking at the back! – under the title Benediction in Scotland:

Great changes are clearly imminent in the religious life of Scotland, due to the disappearance save in remote districts of Sabbatarianism. The former belief in verbal inspiration has given place amongst some of the Presbyterian ministers to the vaguest theories about our Lord, to actual denials of His Divinity, or, at the least, to a refusal and disinclination to dwell upon it. The Faith becomes gradually etiolated into a mere system of more or less pious ethics, or into the pernicious “anythingarianism” of the Y.M.CA. to which attention has been drawn of late.

Village People knew when they were onto a good thing.

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Comments

  1. Well, of course I agree with you, although my agreement referred to the first commenter with the illegible name who said ‘Let’s get rid of -pundit too’ or something like that. But I am busy translating some blurb on two villas on the Costa Blanca. I have inspected my cupboards and the closest I could find geographically was a small bottle labelled Cabernet Syrah from the Pays d’Oc, but I also found three bottles of Burgundy and something interesting from Sardinia which I did not even remember I had.

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