Darfur … what?

OK, The Onion is not always a killer, but this is not at all bad:

U.N. To Look For Genocide In Darfur
“So this might have been a genocide after all, and not a civil war in which only one side was fighting.”
—Harold Mercer, Systems Analyst

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